It’s Morphin’ Time!
Don’t act all cool. If you’re around my age, you caught a couple seasons of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers before it became Extreme Outer Space Ninja Morphin Mighty Dino Blaster Intergalactic….Rangers.
Remember Tommy, the Green/White Ranger? He’s an MMA fighter now. The 35 year old wants to make it to the UFC. That might make you chuckle. I’ll give you a second to recover. I recommend you pray to whatever god you pray to for forgiveness, because the flute-dagger wielding protector of earth looks like this now:
THAT'S THE GREEN RANGER? Color me piss yellow.
I wonder if any opposing fighters try to make their monsters grow when it comes time to battle? How about that studly Red Ranger, Jason?
Red Ranger: Then and Now.
Yikes. Time can be as unfriendly as an angry alien Asian woman from outer space and her brainy boyfriend.
